Ah, the life of a mother of toddlers...
More like
AHHHHHH the life of the mother of toddlers!
I got the kids all dressed to go out to a store this afternoon. Jonah found a crayon and started to suck on it, but it wasn't just any crayon, it was one of those "dry erase crayons" and it melted all over his face and shirt. I rushed him over to the kitchen sink but had to leave him there just a split second to grab a clean rag and when I looked up he was drinking dirty dish water from a measuring cup he pulled out of sink! GROSS!!!
Me: No, no, no, no, no....
generally freaking out
Annalise: Mama, today I am going to be your mother.
Me: You are? Why is that? (expecting some response like, "Well, from the looks of it, you really need one...)
Annalise: Because you need some one to take care of you right now. (She said in the sweetest little voice)
Now I will spend the rest of the day praying Jonah didn't contract some disease from the dirty dish water and enjoy being "mothered" by my 2 year old!